Horseradish Report 5764 (from a friend)

I wept.

If you insist on the full connoisseur's report: Vintage 5764 from the Chateau d'Mullen is the result of firm, fresh fruit. The bouquet is startlingly arresting. With a beguilingly titanium core, the aroma is pugilistic. Devastatingly acidic aroma. Sensations of battery acid give way to a nuclear confiture in the mouth; ripe and full. Accents of earth, fire and arsenic followed by a crippling finish. Suggested accompaniment: gefilte fish and slivovitz by the mugful.

Perhaps it will age well. I'm not.