Super Jewish Historical Prediction Game
Anybody can play. And everybody wins!
I. circa 1980
Cathy Conservative: Women should read from the Torah!
Joe Modern Orthodox: Pshaw!
Joe M.O.: Look, everybody! Women can read from the Torah!
Cathy Conservative: Monogamous gay and lesbian relationships are kosher!
Joe M.O.: Pshaw!
Joe M.O.: __________ (you fill in the blank)