Super Jewish Historical Prediction Game
Anybody can play. And everybody wins!

I. circa 1980

Cathy Conservative: Women should read from the Torah!
Joe Modern Orthodox: Pshaw!

c. 1995

Joe M.O.: Look, everybody! Women can read from the Torah!

II. 2006

Cathy Conservative: Monogamous gay and lesbian relationships are kosher!
Joe M.O.: Pshaw!

c. 2025

Joe M.O.: __________ (you fill in the blank)