Turn it and turn it, for stuffing is in it
...דמליתא בה (?)

The plush Torah is pretty cute, but its smile is incongruous. Torah makes you happy, it could be argued, but I wouldn't call it sunny or friendly. If I were an Amalekite I would see the plush Torah in my nightmares. (Then again, if I were an Amalekite, I'd have plenty of other things to worry about.)

*If anyone can think of a good Aramaic translation for "stuffing," half of my kingdom is theirs.