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I don' see your problem the guy is being sarcastic thats all.But most of the rules he is talking about mikva for utensils is required by Halacha. He is just having a sense of humor about it. I think the mikveh he is refferint to as being of the HUC.. is actually a hasidic dilapidated kind..