In a Beijing restaurant
Returning soon to New York.

Waiter: What would you like?

Customer: Fish.

[Waiter walks over to aquarium and lifts fish by tail.]

W: How about this one?

C: Um . . . okay.

W: [Gives a flick of the wrist and sends the fish jackknifing onto the floor of the kitchen, some fifteen feet away. Calls out loudly.] One fish!

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